He's more machine now than man...twisted and evil

But there's still good in him. I can feel it. I am referring of course to George Lucas, who has found it in his cold heart to release the original theatrical versions of the Star Wars trilogy on DVD. See the official Star Wars website. Of course there is a catch. The unaltered original films are merely 'bonus material' added to the re-re-re-release of the dreaded special editions, version 2.1. I will of course buy them, increasing George Lucas' bank account which by now must rival Scrooge McDuck's money pool. I wonder what other special features will be on the discs.